In the middle of the night on a New York subway, I was standing in the elevator of a Macy’s store.
I’m a little bit embarrassed to say, but it was a little creepy.
It was all metal, with a huge metal knob.
It looked like a small, little machine.
Then I was sitting in the seat with the other people who had been in the mall.
I was like, “Is this real?”
And it was.
When I finally got up, the escalator was gone.
The escalator itself was gone as well.
And it’s a strange, strange experience, because it’s not like there are any escalators in New Orleans, where you can actually walk up to the top of the escalators.
The only escalators are in New England, so it’s kind of hard to understand how a mall escalator can have all those wires and all these metal parts.
It’s kind, you know, very bizarre.
So what I did is I went to my local Macy’s and asked the salespeople if I could see the escalating, and I was able to see it, and then I went back to my car and got my own escalator and got in.
So the experience was weird.
But it was also really fun, because I was in the shopping center, which is a very, very small mall.
And I was really, really enjoying being in that mall.